The preacher felt prophetical
While waxing homiletical
About the saints ascetical
He used skills exegetical
To make points hypothetical
Analogies genetical
(albeit parenthetical)
Though seemingly noetical
Were mostly just synthetical
The choir were sympathetical
To teaching catachetical
But all the rest were skeptical
Though it was quite poetical
It seemed rather heretical

(c) Rich Clarkson 2017