If a pacifist identifies fifty different rifles
If a squiffy drifter sniffs a whiff of aperitif
If an aquifer calcifies manifold cuneiform artifacts
If a shifty grifter testifies to terrifying a housewife
If a sheriff in midlife swiftly modifies his lifestyle
If a scientific lowlife recodifies conifer diffusion
The ramifications will be terrific

(c) Rich Clarkson 2016